I fall in love with people, shows, music and books too easily.
TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES
How to get your class to shut up for the entire period: science teacher edition
Best Gag Reel Moments → "Come ‘ere, you sexy thing."
a one direction tour where they only play songs that they’ve never performed live
[diana is on radio]
[sings along without any problem]
"excuse me but how do u know the lyrics so well"
Maybe it’s the way she walked/ Straight into my heart and stole it/ Through the doors and past the guards/ Just like she already owned it/ I said, “Can you give it back to me?”/She told me in the morning she don’t feel the same about us in her bones/ Seems to me that when I die these words will be written on my stone/ And I’ll be gone, gone tonight/ The ground beneath my feet is open wide/ The way that I never would mistreat ya/ Oh I’m not a criminal/ I speak a different language but I still hear your call/ Diana/ Let me be the one to light a fire inside those eyes/You’ve been lonely/ You and me/ Stumbling in the street/ Singing, singing, singing, singing/Midnight memories, oh, oh, oh, oh./ Anywhere we go never say/ No, nothing can come between/ You and I/ Oh, you and/ I know, I know, I know, I know the moon will be rising/ Back home/Don’t forget where you belong–home/Don’t forget where you belong–home/If you ever feel alone–don’t wanna wait ‘til it’s gone/ You make me strong/ I’m sorry if I say, “I need you”/ But I don’t care what people say when we’re together/ You know I wanna be the one to hold you when you sleep/I just want it to be you and I forever/Whoa, whoa/And let’s go crazy together/ Whoa, whoa/Lights go down and I wanna see the way you move for me, baby/ I wanna see the way you move for me, baby/ I wanna see you/ You tell me that you’re hurt and you’re in pain/ And I can see your head is held in shame/ But I just wanna see you smile again/ see you smile again/ but don’t burn out/ even if you say we’ll be together even when you’re lost/ One day you’ll say these words/ I’ve thought but never said/ You say you’re a good girl/ But I know you would girl/ ‘Cause you’ve been telling me all night Irreplaceable (yeah)/ crazy, we’re crazy/ Ah, woo/ I don’t know how else to sum it up’/ 'Cause we got all night/ We’re going nowhere/ Why don’t you stay/ Why don’t we go there?/ Let’s take a ride/ out in the cold air/ I catch your eye then you turn away/ But there’s no hiding the smile on your face/ Inside and out, baby, head to toe/ He’s not around, girl, you let me know/ I’m going crazy/ Can’t contain it/ So tell me just what I should do/ I’m half a heart without you/ Without you, without you, half a heart without you/ Without you, without you, I’m half a heart without you